“A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to talk to your dog. It enables you to talk to your dog. The way it works is that first you have to be insane.”
Dave Letterman
“A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to talk to your dog. It enables you to talk to your dog. The way it works is that first you have to be insane.”
Dave Letterman
Someone showed me how static electricity worked today. I was shocked.
“Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!”
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Untitled Document It is better to be patient than it is to become one.