Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a
If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still
“I’m excited about the insomnia convention in 2 weeks time: Only 2 sleeps to go!”
There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest
In the future, I’ll tell my grandchildren that I am older than the internet and blow their minds forever.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But if you miss a deadline you’d better bring the sword.
I went to a doctor and he told me I was overweight. I told him I wanted a second opinion.