Cactus in a pot
During a tour at the
raising a type of cactus in a pot on her apartment balcony. Another tourist
asked her how she kept from watering it too much, because the cactus would die
if over watered.
“I subscribe to the
newspaper,” replied the New Yorker. “Every time I read that it rained
in the desert, I give my plant some water.”
The Birthday Gift
Little Gordon’s dad had been promising
for years that he could have a hunting bow when he turned 12.
On his birthday, he unwrapped his gift
box, revealing the long, sought for bow. Yet Gordon was still disappointed.
“But dad, where are the arrows?”
His cautious father replied, “I
never promised you arrows, Gordon.”
My wife cannot ride in a car without
telling whoever is driving what to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none,
the worst backseat driver in the world. I have long thought this, though she
would deny it.
She claims she seldom, if ever, makes
comments about my driving. I, of course, claim the opposite. And now I have
The other day, we were headed to the
mall and my daughter piped up, “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told
you how to drive?”