Baptism
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant’s head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked with all the innocence of a five year old…
“Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?”
Singing
“What kind of music do you sing?”
“Aqua-pella.”
“Don’t you mean ‘a cappella’, singing without instrumental accompaniment?”
“Nope. I mean ‘aqua-pella’, singing accompanied only by the water coming out of the shower-head.”
Hard work
You can’t believe how much hard work it is to con people into thinking that you’re productive when you’re unemployed. Always thinking up things to tell them you’re going to do tomorrow, having to exaggerate every minute of your nowhere day…it’s worse than having a job. At least when you’re employed, when people ask about your day you can tell them to keep quiet and mind their own business.” Drew Carey
Get well gifts
My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital.
Recently she visited a member who was recuperating from a kidney stone operation. Not knowing the nature of his illness, she presented him with a copy of Max Lucado’s book, “He Still Moves Stones.”
Oops…
