If you’re a cynic, everyone’s corrupt. If you’re an idealist, everyone’s corrupt, except you.
If you’re a cynic, everyone’s corrupt. If you’re an idealist, everyone’s corrupt, except you.
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.” Henny Youngman
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn’t saying.
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
“On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error.”