If you’re a cynic, everyone’s corrupt. If you’re an idealist, everyone’s corrupt, except you.
If you’re a cynic, everyone’s corrupt. If you’re an idealist, everyone’s corrupt, except you.
The French don’t care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.
“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write “911”!”