“When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house.”
“When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house.”
I lent R200 000 to a friend of mine to have plastic surgery. Now I don’t know what he looks like to collect my money.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?”
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘good doggie’ while looking for a bigger stick