“When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house.”
“When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house.”
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
“Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go.”