“My husband says I never listen to him; at least I think that’s what he said.”
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“Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word.”
First restaurant
The first restaurant on the moon will never do very well. It might have great food, but will never have any atmosphere.
Breaking my leg
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My principles
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”