“You know you’re old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.”
“You know you’re old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.”
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.” Buddy Hackett
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t get this joke.
“Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.”