Don’t waste time asking God to keep you from doing things. Don’t do them.
Oswald Chambers
Don’t waste time asking God to keep you from doing things. Don’t do them.
Oswald Chambers
“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write “911”!”
By the time you reach 50, people expect you to be mature, responsible, wise, and dignified. This is the time to disillusion them.
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Even if you’re on the right track, you can still get hit by a train.