Humor Quotes

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.

I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

The only difference between the difficult and the impossible is that the impossible takes a bit longer.

Reality is for people who can’t handle science fiction.

“Life is too short to remove a usb safely.”