I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
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When your parakeet sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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You always
If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.
Hallucinating
I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.