The Red Light I’m a driving examiner for the state of Indiana and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him he had automatically failed the test. We met up with his mother back at the …
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
The man replies, “Come on, a dog?”
The owner says, “How about a cat?”
The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!”
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A centipede!”
Lowest Prices The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST …
We all have had flat tires at one point or the other. It happens. Church was just letting out as I stood in the street and looked at my mother’s tire; it was flat. It was 90 degrees as the sun beamed down. A small cigarette lighter powered air pump …
In 1984, I
was a single father raising three children alone. Money was tight. We were on
our way home from our annual two-week camping trip in
camping gear: some tied to the roof, the trunk full to the top of the open lid.
We’d just crested a large hill when I felt the right rear tire go flat. I felt
clever for having the foresight to tie the spare tire to the top of the
trunk… until I removed the spare and remembered the jack was still at the
bottom of the trunk. I cursed my stupidity and prepared to unload the trunk.
