What Will The Neighbors Think? “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied. On Contingency? […]
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Strange Allergy Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the paediatrician. I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son. When he asked Casey, “Is there anything you are allergic to?” Casey nodded and whispered in his
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A young Ivy League lawyer was driving to a hearing in another town, which he was late for. While driving through back streets, the lawyer, in a rush, decided not to stop at a stop sign, but rather slow down. As he continued on his way, he saw a state
Big Sale The department store was having a fantastic sale on sweaters, and the sportswear section was jammed with customers. The phone rang in the mail-order department and a voice asked for “one light blue cardigan, size medium.” The clerk writing the order asked, “To what name and address shall
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“Office Visit” A middle-aged man walks into a psychologist’s office wearing a dancer’s tutu, flippers and a scuba mask. The psychologist, humoring him, asks, “What seems to be the problem?” The man answers, “Well, Doc, I’m worried about my brother…” The Wedding Dress The groom to be said to his
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