Zero to 200A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife’s birthday.His wife told him, “Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds.”The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened […]
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Wrong ChangeA customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, “Hey, you gave me the wrong change!” “Sir, you stepped away from the counter,” said the cashier. “We don’t make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do
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Talking In Your Sleep A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf. The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, “Fore!” His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat, yelled back, “Four fifty!” Eye Examine “Doctor!”
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 Not Sure “I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?” “Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he
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The story is told of the most famous elephant in the world — a huge, beautiful and gentle beast named Bozo. Children extended open palms filled with peanuts for the Indian elephant, who gently plucked them from little hands and seemed to smile as he ate his treats. But one
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Paulus het geskryf: “Daarmee vernietig ons die redenasies en elke hooghartige aanval . om dit aan Christus gehoorsaam te maak,” (2 Kor. 10:4-5, NAV). Wat moet jy vernietig? Vestings: Gebiede in jou lewe wat deur die vyand beset word. Redenasies: As jy altyd eerder ‘n slegte uitkoms vrees in plaas
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                  A cat can run about 20 kilometres per hour (12 miles per hour) when it grows up.       Deer are not able to eat hay.       The giant tortoise is able to live in captivity the longest out of any animal.       Giant tortoises can weigh
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      A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a
Cliff Schimmels het gesê: “Toe ek jonk was, het my pa ‘n span perde gehad. Op ‘n dag het hy vir my gesê: ‘My seun, wil jy bestuur?’ Ek het die leisels by hom oorgeneem. Ek was in beheer. Ek het bestuur. Maar die tempo het my gepla, dit was
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Wanneer mens deur ‘n swaar tyd gaan, voel jy afgemat en sukkel om te fokus, en is jy geneig om terug te keer na ou slegte gewoontes. Dawid het dit probeer. Terwyl hy besig was om saam met ‘n saamgeflanste leër vir Saul te vlug, het hy begin dink: “Ek
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