“I had a muscle twitching yesterday – that’s the most exercise I’ve had in years.” Kitty Litter After a lady’s car had leaked motor oil on her driveway, she bought a large sack of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the […]
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“If houseplants ever take over the world, I’m probably going to be sitting in shackles at their version of the Nuremberg trials.” House Call A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. “I’m here to fix the leaky pipe,” he announced. “I
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Fine shot That Private Williams is a fine shot with a rifle,” observed the sergeant. “Yes,” said the lieutenant, “but I wonder what was his occupation before he joined the army.” “Why is that, sir?” “It’s the way he takes out his handkerchief and wipes his fingerprints off the gun
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Employee Benefits
A woman, searching
for a job, inquired about the benefits. The personnel manager informed her they
had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the
employee’s pay.
She said, “My
last employer had full health coverage, as well as, five years salary for life
insurance, a month’s sick leave and they paid the full premiums.”
“I can’t help
but asking, madam, why you would leave a job with such benefits,” the
interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged
her shoulders and said, “The company went bankrupt.”
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Drive Way Antics Early one evening a man went out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawn mower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage
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Coke had an advertising campaign a few years ago that depicted this drink as “the pause that refreshes”. Yesterday, as I was driving through the neighborhood, I saw a sight that exemplified that slogan much better than Coke could. The temperature was well into the 90s, with not a breath
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The banjo is America’s only true native musical instrument. It was first developed in the South in the 1790s. The average person’s scalp has 100,000 hairs. The average porcupine has more than 30,000 quills. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. The average snail moves at a rate
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One cold and dreary day, after having been held hostage indoors by the grip of winter, I decided to break loose from the prison of inclement weather and hit a shoe sale. I had grown weary of the preceding weeks of sun deprivation and needed something that would break the monotony of my life – something that would lift my spirits.
My job is in patio home sales, and quite often I encounter some unpleasant people. Usually I can contain my contempt and put on a happy face. Other times it can be more difficult to be civil in the face of nastiness and outright rudeness. I find that if someone comes
Joan Koscal lives in a very small
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