WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OF A PASTOR? Pastor Jones had served a church for more than thirty years and was loved by all. He was especially known for his gardening. Unfortunately, his replacement, Pastor Smith, didn’t know a spade from a hoe. One day a church member approached Pastor […]
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Typing test A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said, “We have a critical shortage of typists. I’ll give you a little test. Type this,” he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper and pointing to a desk across the
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Top ten pickup lines used by Adam 10. “You know you’re the only one for me!” 9. “Do you come here often?” 8. “Trust me, this was meant to be!” 7. “Look around, baby. All the other guys around here are animals!” 6. “I already feel like you’re a
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Please Hug me! After eight years of marriage, my husband and I decided to make some changes in our lives. He went on a strict diet – he would eventually lose 50 pounds – and I took a job in a small diner. After my first day at the diner
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To keep my young son quiet during the morning service, I gave him a pencil and paper to draw on. A few minutes later, he held up a picture. “That’s nice,” I said. “What is it?” “I don’t know,” he replied. “I never saw it before.”
To keep my young son quiet during the morning service, I gave him a pencil and paper to draw on. A few minutes later, he held up a picture. “That’s nice,” I said. “What is it?” “I don’t know,” he replied. “I never saw it before.” You want to help
My Favorite Candy
Our phone rang late one night and my wife picked it
up. She said, “No” and put it down.
“Who was that?”
“Some boy for Carolyn,” she said,
referring to our daughter.
Then it rang again. My wife listened, said,
“Kit Kat” and hung up.
“What now?” I asked.
“A boy plans to ask Carolyn to the prom and
wanted to know what her favorite candy is. He’s going to put the invitation
into a candy basket.”
The next morning, a basket of candy was on our
porch.
“But Mom,” our daughter protested when
she heard the story, “Kit Kat isn’t my favorite.”
“I know,” said my wife. “It’s
mine!”
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On my four-year-old daughter’s first trip to Disneyland, she couldn’t wait to get on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in
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Knowing Grandma A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like, “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the
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“Horseshoe Look” One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened. The blacksmith noticed and asked
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