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Squirrel Problem

There were four
churches. a Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholic and Baptist. All four had a
serious problem with squirrels in the church. Each church in its own fashion
had a meeting to deal with the problem.

The Presbyterians
decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they
would just have to live with them.

The Methodists decided
they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the style of Charles Wesley.
They humanely trapped them and re-leased them in a park at the edge of town.
Within 3 days, they were all back in the church.

The Catholics also
humanely trapped them and attempted to teach them the “rhythm”
method which of course did not work.

The Baptists had the
best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them
at Christmas and Easter.