"Dirty Hands in Class"

A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.

She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?"

Smiling the boy replied, "I think I would be too polite to mention it."

"Vet Surgeon"

Did you hear about the veterinarian who was barred from performing any surgery because he suffered from bouts of epilepsy?

The cops busted him for attempting to operate on a sick predatory bird but the case was thrown out on a technicality.

It was an ill eagle surgeon seizure.


Young Johnny finished summer vacation and went back to school.

Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Johnny was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute!" said Johnny's mom.  "I had him here for two months and I never once called YOU when he misbehaved!"