Steve noticed that Dewey was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
"Well," said Dewey, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Steve.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."
"That's easy," said Steve. "You just say 'Of course I will'."
"Yeah," said Dewey, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"
Dust to dust
A 5-year-old boy was playing with his toy cars on the floor next to his bed. He suddenly noticed all the dust under his bed and screamed for his mother.
His mother rushed to his room to find her son sitting on the floor with a very puzzled look on his face.
Mother: "What's wrong?"
Son: "Remember today in church when the preacher said we all came from dust and are going back to dust?"
Son: "Well, there's someone under my bed but I don't know if they're coming or going."