Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.

You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

When you're tempted to fight fire with fire, remember: The fire department uses water.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

If voting could really change things, Parlement would make it illegal.

The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors.

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.

I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."