If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

To cats, most people are just warm-blooded furniture; but a few are mobile can openers.

Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of lubricant

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."

Buddy Hackett

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Common Sense is not trying.

Anything preying on my mind today would starve to death.

For those of you who received a book from me for Christmas, they are due back to the Library on Tuesday.