Nobody reads the rules for Monopoly unless there's an argument.

People never say "it's only a game" when they're winning.

Practice makes perfect! Sharpen your sleeping skills.

If you have problems laughing at yourself, just call me. I have no problem laughing at you.

No matter how busy people are, they are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are.

One half of the world doesn't understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're in.

Ever notice how the people who tell you to settle down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?

The word "aerobics" was invented when the gym instructors got together and said: "If we're going to charge R200 an hour, we can't call it Jumping Up And Down."