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Emergency Message

Husband's Message (by cellphone):

Honey, I was involved in a car accident. Paula brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head has been very severe, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury.

But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife's Response:

Who is Paula?

Beginning School

Tommy had reached school age. His mother...

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Surgery

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to my surgeon!"

Fishing trip

So this guy took his wife on a fishing trip, and she did everything wrong.

First, she kept talking out loud...

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