Give us a break please!

Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders.

Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

Birthday question

My young grandson called the other day to wish me happy birthday.

He asked me how old I was, and I told him 62.  

My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1??"

Frozen windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."

Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer's completely not working now."

Pretzel Charity

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for R2.00 each.

Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a R2 coin, but would never take a pretzel.

This went on for more than five years. The two of them never spoke.

One day as the man passed the old ladies pretzel stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him,

"Sir, I appreciate your business. You are a good customer, but I have to tell you that the pretzel price has increased to R3.50."