"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'
"We lost because we didn't win."
"I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable."
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
"It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked."
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
"Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today."
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level."
An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.
When the client asked what "contingency" was, the lawyer replied, "If I don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don't get anything.