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Dentist

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?

Dentist: R750

Patient: R750 for just a few minutes work?! Man, that's expensive.

Dentist: Okay, I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

 

Password Problems

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

Encouragement

While visiting the Atlanta area, I walked through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes. As I descended a hill, I saw a woman coming toward me, pushing a stroller with two toddlers in it.

"We're coming to a hill," the mother announced to her children, "so you'll have to help me - are you ready?"

I wondered how the little ones could be of assistance, but as I passed by I heard them earnestly repeating their encouragement:

"I think I can, I think I can..."