One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.
He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was obviously upset.
He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must be the worst golfer in the world."
The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy named John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"
Teacher: Name two states in the
Mary: Pick me! Pick me!
Mary: I'll name one Taylor and the other one Charley!
Teacher: Joe, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Joe: Because you told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Suzi, go to the map and find
Suzi: Here it is.
Teacher: That's correct. Now, Bobby, who discovered
Teacher: Jesse, why do you always get so dirty.
Jesse: Well, you see, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Glenn, what is the chemical formula for water?
Glenn: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: Where did you get that?
Glenn: Yesterday you told us it was H to O.
The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church.
An elderly man shook his hand and said, "Reverend, that was the worst sermon I've ever listened to. It was terrible."
As the minister stood there dumbfounded, the old man's wife stepped in, trying to help."Please don't pay any attention to him, pastor. He only repeats what he hears others say."