A Smart Farmers Wife
One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. "Sure is. He's over t'cow barn." "Well, I have some important items to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?" "Shouldn't...He's the one with the beard and mustache."
How Can I Remember?
David's wife is mad at him, because he forgot her birthday. Quick-witted, David says, "Sweetheart, how do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."