Image"Proud Grandmother"

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.

Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her.

"Tell me, how old are your grandsons?"

The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, "The doctor is four and the lawyer is six..."

"Too Much Sugar"

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

Single, Married, Divorced

The day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to the section that asked: Singleˍˍˍˍ Marriedˍˍˍˍ Divorcedˍˍˍˍ.

I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me, who was also filling out a form, I noticed he hadn't marked any of the blanks. Instead, he had written, "Yes, in that order."

Slight Misunderstanding

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.

"Well," Bubba began, "we were havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin, Ray, picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, do ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"

"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.

"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game!'"