Image"Bank Line"

With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited, I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date, I turned and asked the woman behind me.

"It's the fifth," she replied.

A man from the back of the line advised, "Don't write it in yet!"

Bee Sting

"Please doctor, you've got to help me! I've been stung by a bee."

"Don't worry, I'll put some cream on it."

"You'll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

"You don't understand. I'll put some cream on the place where you were stung."

"Under a tree in my garden."

"I mean on the part of your body where you were stung."

"It was my finger. The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

"Which one?"

"How should I know? All bees look the same to me."

 

"Brain Problem"

Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind. The problem lies in the two halves of their brains - the left and the right.

The left half has nothing right in it

And the right half has nothing left in it!