250515Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," the boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother?"

"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on the dog."

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," the boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother?"

"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on the dog."

Survival

An inept golfer's ball flew into the rough and landed on an anthill.

He tried and tried to hit the ball back onto the fairway but each time he missed and hit the anthill. Ants went flying all over the place.

One ant turned to another and said, "If we are going to survive, we had better get on the ball."

Choices

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

He's still sleeping on the couch.