150114Familie van jou?

Terwyl hulle reeds urelank argumenteer, ry 'n paartjie vir 'n ent in stilte.

Meteens ry hulle by 'n plaas verby waar 'n klomp muile en donkies op kraal staan.

Sarkasties vra die man: 'Familie van jou?'

Die vrou antwoord: 'Ja, skoonouers.'

Attending church

Sunday morning was Family Day at church so my grandson Hunter was sitting with me in "big church."

When it came time for the tithes and offering, Hunter took the tip of his tie and held it in the air. During the prayer, I peeked at him and he just kept holding his tie in the air. I whispered at him and asked what he was doing.

With a mischievous grin he whispered back, "He said to hold up your ties and offerings for the prayer."

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.

Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

A short time later, I was stopped by another trooper.

"What have I done?" I asked.

"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling.

"I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."