Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane that departs from the Teterboro airport in New Jersey.
I knew I would be flying in a very small plane, so I wasn't surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir?"
Not thinking clearly, I answered, "With or without clothes?"
"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"
Piece of Mind
A doctor said to his patient's husband...
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend, Morris, came to visit him.
Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife, Sadie, visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?" asks Morris.
"My life insurance policy."
No, Thank You
While working as a...