Your Weight

Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane that departs from the Teterboro airport in New Jersey.

I knew I would be flying in a very small plane, so I wasn't surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir?"

Not thinking clearly, I answered, "With or without clothes?"

"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"

Piece of Mind

A doctor said to his patient's husband...

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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

Bedside Story

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend, Morris, came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife, Sadie, visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."

No, Thank You

While working as a...

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