Your Real Name
By chance, a man named John Smith witnessed a mugging. When the cops arrived, the officer in charge asked the witness his name.
"John Smith," John told him.
"Cut the funny business. What's your real name?"
"All right. Put me down as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart."
"That's more like it. You can't fool me with that John Smith stuff."
Your Real Name
By chance, a man named John Smith witnessed a mugging. When the cops arrived, the officer in charge asked the witness his name.
"John...

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Bear Flight

During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf. Often I was required to transport gifts, sent to him from patriotic Amerians, from Washington, D.C., to his home base in Florida. On one trip I "escorted" a four-foot teddy bear dressed in fatigues and wearing a name tag reading "Bear," the general's nickname.

As I boarded the plane, I explained my mission to the flight attendant and asked if she could store the bear in first class. She...

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