Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6-year-old Kyle said,

"You can't sit in Daddy's seat!"

Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied.

"Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."

Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up,

"If you're the boss, you need to sit over there in Mommy's chair!"


Batting Practice

On a Spring Break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second largest church in the world. The tour guide explained, "This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other. Not Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth or even Mark McGuire."

My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures, intricate paintings and glorious mosaics all around the enormous building. Then one girl...

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