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At the Beach
Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure," she said, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first."
Pill Emergency
As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog's heart worm...

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