Altar Call

We know people who have been "converted" many times.  Every time there is a church revival they go to the altar and get "saved."  One minister told of a man in his congregation who had been "saved" seventeen times.  During a revival meeting the evangelist made an altar call for all who wanted to be filled with the Spirit.  The man who had been converted so often made his way toward the altar again.  A woman from the congregation shouted, "Don't fill him, Lord.  He leaks!"...

Windshield Wiper Quit

Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This happened to me one day while driving home in the middle of a blinding storm.

Unable to see, I pulled over and tried to figure out a quick fix. I found it in a yellow cotton work glove lying on the floor. I wedged the cloth hand under the wiper arm. It did a great job keeping my windshield clear.

Not only that -- you'd be surprised at how many people waved back.

GPS backup

Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.

Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?

Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.

Friend #1: What's a GPS override?

Friend #2: My wife.